A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample. “Gee, I’m in kind of a hurry Doc,” the man says, “can I just leave a pair of my underwear?”
Oh, husband, dear husband I tremble with fear, you’ve been on the night shift for over a year. And since you are gone all thru the nite, A real piece of ass seems way out of sight. Oh husband, dear husband, stop being a fool, Working the nite shift is wasting your tool. Its far better to be hungry the rest of your life than to bring home a dead pecker to your hot naked wife! I have always been happy, your little queen, But now when its nite, you’re nowhere to be seen! You come home in the a.m. barely to creep, I feel like fucking, you want to sleep!!! Each morning, dear husband, when you flop into bed Your intentions are good, but your pecker is d-e-a-d! Though i have pleaded with you with tears in my eyes And fondled it gently, that damned thing won’t rise! So, i’ll get a man who works thru the day, Then at night while you’re gone, I’ll proceed to make hay! For in all this world, there is only one sin, For which there’s no pardon, nor never has been. And that’s of a man who is foolish and mean, Who gives up his fucking to fix a machine!!!!!!!
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A man is walking by a church one Sunday, and happens by a cute 6 year old girl sitting on the sidewalk, dressed up very nicely, playing with her dog. The man asks, “what is your name little girl?” “Candy,” says the little girl. “They call me that because I like candy so much. And this is my dog Porky.” “They call him that because he likes pork so much?” the man wonders. “No,” she says. “They call him Porky because he likes to fuck pigs.”
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